Saturday, July 24, 2010

Thing 102 Fast Food Feast

Ugh... And I really mean ugh. I've not been this disgustingly full since the Great Beans on Toast Disaster of 2002. And we all know how badly that went for everyone. I don't want to talk about it. Honestly this is dreadful.

I think maybe the McDonald's Day Thing ruined fast food for me forever. Also, being sober. That never helps. Fast food tastes divine after a pile of Guinness. Not so hot on an empty stomach. Not that I'm abstaining from it - I'm a fat guy. Fat guys love food. We love junk food.
Disagree if you like. But here's how the menu goes: McDonald's Chicken Selects. Burger King's Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Supermac's chips. Abrakebabra's Taco Fries. Eddie Rockett's Strawberry Malt. Chicken Hut's super gravy.

Top that. Pixie Head disagrees, but you're all welcome to that. This is my disgusting dinner, and therefor I get to choose. The Burger King XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger should be renamed "The Defibrillator" in honour of the machine that will be required to resuscitate you should you continue making this a proper diet. The super gravy is incredible. Limerick people will be agreeing with me. The rest of you foreigners just wont understand.

I'm done with it. Done. No more. I'm finished with eating fast food. Someone bring me some damn lettuce.


  1. a decent feed of fruit will rid you of the lot of it and you'll feel right as rain in no time!

  2. Sacrilege! You did a Junk Food Feast in Limerick without a Batter Burger from Donkey's!?! For shame.

  3. Dan the only thing wrong there is the Knife and fork..... they look so alien, lol