It's something I've wanted to do for ages though. Make me look smart and stuff. That's the thing about chess. You don't have to be any good, all you've to do is know the rules and whole entire armies of people are going to think you're smart. Like having a big thick book with a very serious cover. You don't have to be able to read, just be seen with it, people will make up their own minds about it.
So off we went. In the near dark, because we'd work that day, just me and Token Northy. We bumped into Blond Boss while we were there, and she generously offered to take photos. Sadly she was the only one to witness my apparent smartness, thankfully she was the only one to witness the absolute mugging I got from Token Northy.
I like chess. I'm not good at it, but I like it. I was demolished. Destroyed. Humiliated and embarrassed. I think I managed to snag one of his bishops. He destroyed everything else. I got into a huff. I don't like losing. I detest it. Even worse is losing to Token Northy.
Worst of all is losing to Thorny Wire.
I think my main problem is that chess is a game for tactical thinkers and patient people. Neither of these attributes can be ascribed to me. Impetuous is a good word, it's better than impatient. Impulsive is better than naive. Mind you, naive is better than "stupid as a plank" which is probably more accurate.
I think my main problem is that chess is a game for tactical thinkers and patient people. Neither of these attributes can be ascribed to me. Impetuous is a good word, it's better than impatient. Impulsive is better than naive. Mind you, naive is better than "stupid as a plank" which is probably more accurate.
Next time I play chess in a park it'll be against a ten year old, and a not smart one. I don't want to lose out. Again.
Here's hoping for a fine summer, I'll get some training done and maybe I won't lose the rematch so badly.
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